Let me tell you something about Miranda Gunner. We were best friends in middle school. I know right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started a tumblr and it was totally gorgeous but then I changed the url and Miranda was like, weirdly jealous of it. Like I would blow her off to reblog on my tumblr, she’d be like “Why didn’t you reply to my ask?” and I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then for my birthday party, which was an all-tumblr pool party I was like, “Miranda, I can’t invite you because you have a Facebook. I mean right? She had a FACEBOOK. So then her mum called my mum and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she deactivated her tumblr and Facebook then reactivated and deactivated it again because no one would talk to her, and she came back to tumblr, all of her face was ugly and she was totally weird and I guess she wear crocs now.